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Winston Churchill

You idiots have no idea how much time I spend looking at the Facebook profiles of the casual acquaintances of my casual acquaintances. Like, say I see a picture on Facebook of a guy I work with and in the comments a guy I’ve met only a couple of times is talking about 2nd grade with someone and they don’t seem to know each other very well and I go to the third guy’s profile and download his cover photo and post it on Tumblr with the caption “someone explain this to me” and I guess I’m the idiot. 

someone explain this to me

someone explain this to me

"Sometimes, if it tickles my fancy, I’ll throw a little birthday party for Hitler."

a guy who thought no one could hear him (4/21)

weird-bug:

i just made this video

"Bike Lanes Coming To Downtown, More Granola Eaters on the Road"

Local headline

I love:

  • burritos at 4am
  • parties that never end
  • dogs that love cats
  • and, and twins

acidbit:

Bartók - String Quartet No. 4 - Mov. 5/5

everyburger:

TITS - Daddy Is My Pusher

everyburger:

Marc Almond And Friends - Discipline

everyburger:

Missing Foundation - When Right Was Wrong

everyburger:

Raspberry Bulbs - I Was Wrong

Caught myself talking about “art” and now I must be punished…

oh my god

oh my god