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You idiots have no idea how much time I spend looking at the Facebook profiles of the casual acquaintances of my casual acquaintances. Like, say I see a picture on Facebook of a guy I work with and in the comments a guy I’ve met only a couple of times is talking about 2nd grade with someone and they don’t seem to know each other very well and I go to the third guy’s profile and download his cover photo and post it on Tumblr with the caption “someone explain this to me” and I guess I’m the idiot.
"Sometimes, if it tickles my fancy, I’ll throw a little birthday party for Hitler."
"Bike Lanes Coming To Downtown, More Granola Eaters on the Road"
- burritos at 4am
- parties that never end
- dogs that love cats
- and, and twins
Caught myself talking about “art” and now I must be punished…